Andiaphora

Blog Name: Andiaphora
URL: http://andiaphora.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky has to admit, after reading your blog, he would hire you in a minute. Assuming, of course, that the job required the services of an anacephalic twat with the personality of a dried apricot.

Smacky's Update
Like so many other blog-owners, Andiaphora persists in engaging in the heinous act of censorship. Made more heinous, of course, by the fact that they censored Smacky. So, perhaps Smacky's next comment will remain without being deleted.

Second Comment: The fact that you censor your posts distresses Smacky. Although not as much as the fact that you masturbate with a broom handle shoved up your ass.

The Evil Eye Cafe

Blog Name: The Evil Eye Cafe
URL: http://evileyecafe.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky is a regular reader of this blog. On the days on which Smacky cannot read this blog, he smears raccoon excrement on his eyes. This is a suitable substitute.

Frap Gurl

Blog Name: Frap Gurl
URL: http://frapgurl.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky loves goth girls. They remind him that human stupidity and a senseless devotion to fashion are not limited to preppy blonde airheads.

Ridgeway Legacy Family

Blog Name: Ridgeway Legacy Family
URL: http://ridgewaylegacy.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky used to think there was nothing more boring than some teenaged airhead blogging on about their dull, unintersting lives. Apparently, you have discovered something duller than that - blogging about the dull and uninteresting lives of imaginary characters in your game of The Sims.

Smacky would like to advise you to go outside, and meet some real people.

Geography at the Movies

Blog Name: Geography at the Movies
URL: http://geographyatthemovies.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: The owner of this blog appears to be a teacher. Probably a geography teacher. Smacky wants you to know, so that there is no doubt: There is no one on earth more hated and despised than a geography teacher.

Daily Exploits of a Manic Suicidal

Blog Name: Daily Exploits of a Manic Suicidal
URL: http://killingthedeadsea.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: No need to apologize about never posting. This blog's only redeeming feature is the large period of time between entries.

Sardine Addict

Blog Name: Sardine Addict
URL: http://sardineaddict.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky commends your hunt for co-posters. Perhaps you will get lucky and find someone who's posts don't appear to have been written by a slightly retarded chunk of rectal crust.

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Smacky's Note: Check out this email response Smacky got from this blog's owner.

You are right! ... You seem to be a very articulate guy/girl, and I will be glad to have you as a co-poster. Please fill out the application.

Ha! For his efforts, Smacky has been insulted back, his posts deleted, and occasionally complimented. This is the first time the insulted blog owner has invited Smacky to become a co-poster!

Drugs and Alcohol

Blog Name: Drugs and Alcohol
URL: http://aboutdrugsandalcohol.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky disagrees with your assessment of drugs and alcohol. For one thing, if it wasn't for heroin and Jack Daniels, your blog would be about as interesting and entertaining as watching slow-motion church services.

1 : 1

Blog Name: 1 : 1
URL: http://1to1photo.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: This wonderful photo of clouds also accurately depicts the amount of semen this blog's owner has had sprayed across his back over the past 3 years.

A Day in the Life

Blog Name: A Day in the Life
URL: http://daylifepics.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky was so glad to find your site. If Smacky can't randomly find at least 3 blogs called "A Day in the Life" per day, he starts to worry. This blog is about as original as "The Da Vinci Code".

Jill Writes

Blog Name: Jill Writes
URL: http://www.jillwrites.com/myblog.html
Comment Left: Smacky saw your pictures Jill, and he thinks you are very pretty. He hopes this fact help makes up for your utter lack of writing ability.

Food for Thought

Blog Name: Food for Thought
URL: http://lonecomic.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Interesting blog title. "Food for Thought." I suppose the contents could be considered food for thought, but only after thought had ate the food, chased it down with a nice Chianti, thoroughly digested the food, and then excreted it out again.

So, the proper title of this blog should be "Thought Shit".

The Walls Have Eyes

Blog Name: The Walls Have Eyes
URL: http://www.thewallshaveeyes.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky was going to insult this blog, but he was afraid you have some kind of Trenchcoat Mafia thing going on. After reading your blog, Smacky has come to the following conclusion:

The owner of this blog, and most of his friends, spend too much time masturbating to pictures of Amy Lee.

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Smacky's Update: Smacky is stunned. This blog's owner, some twat called "the watcher", emailed Smacky and asked him to insult her blog. Then, she censored the comment, taking out the last line, worried that kids who come to her blog would read them. Remember, she invited Smacky to insult her blog, after reading Smacky's blog. What did she think, Smacky was going to make a joke about Elmo from Sesame Street?Smacky went easy on her, snd she still censored him. Which is why the watcher is the first ever recipient of Smacky's "Assinine Twat" award.

Daxohol

Blog Name: Daxohol
URL: http://www.daxohol.com/
Comment Left: Smacky would like to inform you that your blog sucks worse than a chick with no cheeks.

Grita Ya!

Blog Name: Grita Ya!
URL: http://gritamujer.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky found your blog when he began testing a new piece of software. Its like a search engine, only its specifically designed to find blogs that have been written by people whose IQs fall in the range of 7-44.

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Smacky's Update: Looks like the owner of this blog actually disabled comments after Smacky left his. Nice to know that Smacky has had such a large impact on this blog.

Mysteria Electronica Maxima

Blog Name: Mysteria Electronica Maxima
URL: http://markezramerrill.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: ... rippling
probabilities

rain
down
like pretty

..
...
pieces

of so much
pretentious literary bullshit


odd spacings


hiding

(protecting)

obnoxious
verse

Outcast by Choice

Blog Name: Outcast by Choice
URL: http://stepopolis.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky has read that you feel nervous when you see a squad car. Maybe the reason you fear the squad car is because you're worried they're the idiot police.

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Smacky's Note: This is the first blog to be insulted as a result of an invitation from the blog owner. Hooray for Steppanwolf. What an ass.

Gangsta

Blog Name: Gangsta
URL: http://jhattboys.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: The feeling that came over Smacky while reading your blog does not have a name. However, he can tell you that it was exactly the same feeling you would get if you saw that that the slice of pizza you had just finished was, unbeknownst to you, covered with anchovies and dead, rotting seagull intestines.

Lime

Blog Name: Lime
URL: http://gotohell-.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Your attempts at self-deprecation fail to adequately warn the reader just how pathetically awful this blog actually is.

Smacky's Notes: Once again, a blog that Smacky has insulted has shut down. The fact that it shut down within days of the insult is not lost on Smacky. Remember folks, Smacky is doing his best to weed the blog garden!

ET11 Robot

Blog Name: ET11 Robot
URL: http://et11robot.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: Smacky took the time to read carefully through your blog. Each and every entry. He is pleased to announce that he managed to do this while still keeping his lunch down.