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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Smacky's Insult-O-Matic FAQ

Q. Who are you?
A. Smacky. Smacky is a mouse. A field mouse to be precise, although Smacky supposes the name is something of a misnomer, as Smacky does not live in a field. Smacky lives in a 4-bedroom condo in Nice. Near the beach.
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Q. Why do you go around insulting other people's blogs?
A. Well, its fun. Also Smacky once encountered a blog called the "Complimenting Commmenter". The sole purpose of this site is to go around and compliment various blogs, regardless of merit. It seemed pretty stupid to Smacky. So, in the interests of universal balance and harmony, Smacky has decided to create a blog whose sole purpose is to go around insulting other blogs.
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Q. Don't you think that's rather pointless?
A. Like this is the only pointless webpage on the Internet.
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Q. Do you think your blog is better than everyone elses?
A. Hardly. Smacky realizes his blog is pretty pointless, but it amuses him, and gives him something to do while he tries to kick his addiction to heroin.
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Q. How do you choose which blogs to insult?
A. Smacky chooses most of the blogs he insults at random. Smacky reads many blogs in a day, because he has nothing better to do. Smacky does not pick "bad" blogs, or blogs he "hates", or any such thing. The process is random. Just because a blog is insulted, does not mean it isn't a good blog.
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Q. No, really, why do you do this?
A. Didn't Smacky already answer this question?
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Q. What do you get out of this?
A. Smacky likes seeing how his insults are handled. Some people just delete them. Smacky hates these people, because they engage in censorship. Just because you don't like a comment, does not mean you should silence another person's voice. Smacky leaves all comments on his blog without altering them. Some people get annoyed, and come to Smacky's blog to post angry rebuttals. Smacky calls these people "idiots"; its all in good fun, you silly twats, so lighten up. Some people take the insults in good humour, and give as good as they get. Smacky likes these people.
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Q. How would you feel if your hurtful comments caused someone to shut down their blog?
A. This has already happened. Smacky feels proud, knowing he has done his part to remove one small speck of pointless and idiotic pollution from the blogosphere.

3 comments:

Jason said...

What I want to know, Smacky, is how you choose which blogs to hate on. For example, how the fuck did you come across my blog? I am going to profile you on my blog, you professional hater!

Smacky said...

Smacky chooses most of the blogs he insults at random. Smacky reads many blogs in a day, because he has nothing better to do.

Smacky does not pick "bad" blogs, or blogs he "hates", or any such thing. The process is random.

introspectre said...

How've you been you fancy French cheese smelling bastard rodent?