Smacky has set a goal for his short mouse-life: to insult each and every blog in existence. He realizes that this is both (a) impossible and (b) utterly idiotic. He does so simply to amuse himself, and to give him something to do while he tries to kick his heroin addiction.
So, in the spirit of universal insultation, Smacky invites you, the reader, to go fist-fuck the bullet-holes in the side of a six-day dead grizzly bear.
If you would like to bitch back at Smacky, feel free. Bear in mind, you invite further abuse by doing so. If you don't see the humour here, piss off you null-witted clump of smegma.
Before bitching back, check out the FAQ. It will probably help you look less dumb if you read it before commenting.
Smacky hopes that his comments have contributed to the eradication of the crappy, crappy blogs listed below. Note, if their is no link, its because the blog URL now points to a porn or spam site, and Smacky is not in the business of promoting porn or spam. Not unless they pay him, that is. He is willing to take porn pay in trade.