Blog Name: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A HOCK
URL: http://hockslife.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: You do a diservice to the reader when you say that "This blog is nothing fancy". You mislead the reader into thinking that the blog will probably contain a collection of poorly-written articles, created by some sub-literate primate, when in fact, it is much, much worse than that.
URL: http://hockslife.blogspot.com/
Comment Left: You do a diservice to the reader when you say that "This blog is nothing fancy". You mislead the reader into thinking that the blog will probably contain a collection of poorly-written articles, created by some sub-literate primate, when in fact, it is much, much worse than that.
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Smacky's Update: The pussy deleted Smacky's blog comment. Censorship reigns supreme at this blog!
Second Comment Left: Kirby hated censorship. Stop deleting Smacky's comments! It's not like there's anything else worth reading around here.
Third Comment Left: Hey, Mike, think you can take enough time out from tonguing out Kirby's dead anus to stop censoring your comments? You notice, Smacky leaves your comments alone. But then, Smacky does not promote censorship. Don't be a hater, Mike.
Fourth Comment Left: Did you hear the news? Mike (the owner of this blog) was recently arrested for having anal intercourse with Kirby's corpse. He didn't even use a condom.
Fith Comment Left: Kirby says hi from Hell, Mike. He asked Smacky to tell you that Babe Ruth is there too, and they each take turn sodomizing the other with baseball bats lubricated with the blood of baby seals.
Second Comment Left: Kirby hated censorship. Stop deleting Smacky's comments! It's not like there's anything else worth reading around here.
Third Comment Left: Hey, Mike, think you can take enough time out from tonguing out Kirby's dead anus to stop censoring your comments? You notice, Smacky leaves your comments alone. But then, Smacky does not promote censorship. Don't be a hater, Mike.
Fourth Comment Left: Did you hear the news? Mike (the owner of this blog) was recently arrested for having anal intercourse with Kirby's corpse. He didn't even use a condom.
Fith Comment Left: Kirby says hi from Hell, Mike. He asked Smacky to tell you that Babe Ruth is there too, and they each take turn sodomizing the other with baseball bats lubricated with the blood of baby seals.
12 comments:
easily deleted and insulting you back would be a major waste of time.
Smacky appreciated your ire. Insulting Smacky back would also require something you lack - wit.
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Who am I kidding? You would.
Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
Smacky is a dull bore? Are there bores who are not dull? Perhaps interesting bores. And no, not the kind of interesting bores you get anally from your father, Mike.
Smacky especially enjoyed your fat and ugly jokes, Mike. Smacky himself could not make such jokes, but then, he doesn't watch the WB.
And Mike, come on. "wasting my shamefully wasted time"? Ever hear of grammar? Next time, try "shamefully wasting my time". It says the same thing, only without sounding like you're a retard.
Smacky is well familiar with the act of laughing at people. He is sure that mujer is as well, what with all the times men laugh whenever they see her naked.
is life in hamilton ontario canada really that boring? I'll have to post your ip for all my friends to go play with you 24.36.19.162
or is it richmond hill 216.94.81.1 ? those denial of service attacks come in really handy
Oh no, Mike, Smacky is terribly, terribly frightened. You clearly show a mastery of the Internet limited only to everyone else on the freaking planet. Now that you have narrowed down Smacky's geographical location, he has no choice but to leave the Internet forever .... *sniff*.
Oh, one last thing before Smacky goes, Mike. Your mom called and said the next time you fuck her, you had better pull out. She doesn't want to raise another half-retarded pyromanic like your sister/daughter.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Very good Mike, you quoted Sam Clemens. Take a cookie. Of course, you seem to think his name was Mark Twain. Its called a "pen name".
Anyway, Mr. Clemens also had this to say: "Thanks to Mike Hockenson, men such as myself and Kirby Puckett are glad we are dead. Mike has the personal hygeine of a chunk of fetid goat cheese and the intellectual capacity of dead gnat." It's true, Smacky swears. Look it up Mike. Sorry, get someone who knows how to read to look it up and read it to you.
Oh, btw Mike, notice that Smacky is man (in this case, mouse) enough to leave your comments alone, while you are a pussy (or, in this case, a gangrenous twat) and keep deleting Smacky's comments from your blog.
I give them all the respect they deserve.
Censorship is a dirty word, Mike. Just as dirty as your illicit desire to ass-fuck the homeless.
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